And even with access to horny boys and Scoutmasters, sometimes there's no time for anything more.

And it’s obviously impossible to vanish into a bedroom for a quick knuckle-shuffle every time you get a raging boner. The trouble is, there’s something in the soft, country air which seems to make me horny all the time. It can get quite difficult to find a few minutes of alone time when you’re in the great outdoors looking after a few dozen over-excited boy scouts! There’s next-to-no privacy on the camp site and always someone yelling your name or sticking their head into your tent without any kind of warning.